i was giving these tourists directions to china town on the train the other day and they were SO german the mom even had a keychain attached to her backpack that was just a little pair of yellow clogs



hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on


tastefullyoffensive:

[goatsewankenobi] (bigger)



You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost.

Beau Taplin || A most unfortunate truth (via feierwasduliebst)



skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"


praetorium:

Gail Albert Halaban: Paris Views, courtesy of Edwynn Houk Gallery.